We are a group of mediocre practical shooting competitors that make fun of everything.  We noticed others like our sense of humor and have begun spreading our nonsense around social media for laughs

There is a Store!


After a short while people asked for swag.  We have shirts and stickers and such and are looking into developing more stuff.  If you have an Idea, let us know, we will try to get you one.

Swag Store

Why is there a store?


Because, we want to get rich, duh!

Ok, no.  We actually had to figure out what to do with the money we raise.  We decided to give back to the community.  As we can afford to, we will be sponsoring matches and raffling off match slots that we get.  Keep an eye on our pages for those types of announcements.


Sponsored Slot Giveaway


That's right!  We said it.

We are a match sponsor of the Minnesota Section USPSA Championship and we are offering the slot up to a fan.

Rules are easy:

Like our page on Facebook or Instagram

Share our page on Facebook or Instagram

Send us a DM saying "I want to Go Fast Don't Suck in Minnesota"

We will draw a name for the slot on the 12th.  If you are already registered, and paid, for the match you will get a refund as a sponsored shooter.

GO!  LIKE, SHARE, & DM!  Win one for us!

Facebook post link

Go Fast, Don't Suck


The Origin Story

Go Fast, Don't Suck (GFDS) was something a good friend of mine shouted at me one day as I was making ready.  I absolutely bombed that stage and got angry about the interruption to my thoughts before I shot.  After a while I found myself using the phrase as a sort of mantra to psyche myself up to do well.  I have moved this frame of mind into Social Media as a blogger handle to create memes to entertain myself and my friends.

I have a few contributors such as Stephen Van, Tim Perry, Dennis Solarsky & another that wishes to remain anonymous.  So, not every mean meme that hurts your feelings is all me, but I will relish in your salty comments.

We have begun an effort to branch into some products to further finance shenanigans.  These should be fun to use and poke fun at your friends or showcase your fandom of our page.  We hope to get enough funds saved up to move into bigger stages of entertaining ourselves... err.. I mean you.

Thanks for taking time to check us out.

Bill Duda